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Joke of the Day
"The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market"
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"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."
"""You are what you eat."" Not exactly the best thing to say to a paralyzed vegetarian"
"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"
"What's got 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"
"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."
"*pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave."
"Auto correction can suck my duck."