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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"

"The last time people got so upset over a cup.. It involved two girls."

"What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide and seek champion."

"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still"

"Two hipsters walked into a bar... The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic."

"As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said"" Don't forget to write!"" I thought ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"""

"What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians? Al-Gebra"