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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"

"Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a Light Bulb? Two - One to change the Bulb and one to Blow Me"

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Nothing spoils the target more than a hit."

"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"Now that Justin Timberlake is married he might as well take sexy back and exchange it for some sweatpants and a recliner."

"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."