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Joke of the Day

"Your mother is such a whore... Groupon is sending me discount rates."

"Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully."

"Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving? Because he never left the pub."

"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."

"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"

"Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors"

"What does BBW actually stand for? Boobs below waist."

"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."

"Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes."

"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."