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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"
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"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."
"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""
"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"
"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!"