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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"
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"What do you call it when God masturbates? Jesus fucking Christ"
"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."
"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."
"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"
"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"
"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"
"Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory"