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Joke of the Day

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"

"What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse? Meals on wheels..."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? You may have to give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."

"If you think January has been a big month for marches, you're gonna lose your mind when you hear what the 3rd month of the year is called."

"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."

"Sell a man a fish... Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, miss our on a wonderful business opportunity."