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Joke of the Day
"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."
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"My sexual fetishes my sexual fetishes have been getting more and more perverse ever so slowly. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom."
"HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for? Me: Fire My Lazy Ass? HR: ... Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate."
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"
"My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her"
"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."
"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
"[dinner negotiations] Wife: where do you want to go to eat? Me: ugh Wife: Me: you pick Wife: I'm craving kale Me: I'll pick"