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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."
Next Joke
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them"
"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's."
"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."
"I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had."
"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."