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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."
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"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."
"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto . . hahah . . . fuck"
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."
"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""
"Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too."