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"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."
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"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"
"""Let's give the bad guy a ponytail."" - 80s movies"
"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"
"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."
"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"
"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""
"What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? The rib cage."
"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."
"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."