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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of joining the Hug-A-Cactus foundation but I hear they deal with alot of pricks."
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"""I just launched a new fragrance!"" - fun way to announce a fart"
"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."
"You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles."
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
"Cause of Death: Dropped full can of soda on baby toe."
"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"
"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."