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Joke of the Day

"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"

"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."

"Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch."

"What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel."

"My version of cyber-bullying is running around inside a Starbucks slamming people's laptops shut."

"my girlfriend folded the corner on a page of my new book, rather than use a bookmark. so i gently folded her credit card, until it snapped."

"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu"

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"