20170

Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor tells him, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" And the guy's like, ""Wait, why?"" The doctor reploes, ""So I can examine you."""

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."

"CLICKBAIT TITLE (*bad pun goes here*) (*necessary edit acknowledging upvotes and more bad puns in comments*) (*necessary second edit for the anon's gold*)"

"my penis was being a dick so..... i told him to grow up"

"So here I am in this internet cafe... ...with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."

"What do you call a fat, smelly hermaphodite who gives blow jobs under the bridge for a nickel? Well, YOU call her mom."

"What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !"

"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."