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Joke of the Day

"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"

"What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet? A boober!"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Them: R You: No, its the C!!!!"

"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"

"So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says ""Sank you!"" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."

"You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding."

"why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ATE 9."