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Joke of the Day

"So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says ""Sank you!"" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Need help with a joke! What's a funny reason that Germany or Germans can't be trusted that doesn't have to do with nazis?"

"Today at the bank, a little old lady asked me to help check her balance. So, I pushed her over."

"Dreading the day that all my present and past roommates figure out that I haven't bought my own body wash in 10 years."

"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"

"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"

"Neutrino Knock Knock Joke Neutrino Knock Knock"

"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."