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Joke of the Day

"I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume"

"I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM."

"Did you hear about the cannibal walking through the jungle and... he passed his brother?"

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"

"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."

"He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Hillary Clinton is in the hospital... She is being treated for third degree Berns."

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can't make racist jokes."