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Joke of the Day
"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."
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"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""
"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."
"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"
"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."
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"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"If you want people to get mad at you, just say that your not going to care about you're mistakes."