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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal walking through the jungle and... he passed his brother?"
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"Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing"
"Tough break for cows. They're filled with delicious meat and covered in leather. How are we supposed to not kill them?"
"If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you."
"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"
"[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or even short skits about fruit juice (for school). Thanks in advance for your replies :)"
"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"
"I have a monster under my bed. I sleep on the top of a bunk bed."
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"