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Joke of the Day
"I wish I would be poor for a day Instead of every day of the year"
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"Q: I'm hungry. A: Nice to meet you, Hungry!"
"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"
"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."
"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"11 y/o Daughter: [opens xmas present] uh..cable ties? Wife: she asked for a pony.. Me: a pony? ..SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AFTER HER CABLES LINDA"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
"Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!"
"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."
"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."