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Joke of the Day

"Responding to every question with ""deez nuts"" has alienated everyone close to me, but it has been worth it"

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"

"""I am leg end"" - a foot"

"the chinese food place by my work is dangerously close to being added to my 'never again' list after finding a human tooth in my food"

"Conversation between two psychologists ""I've developed a way to study patience"" ""What kind of patients?"" ""All of them"""

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"

"I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers."