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Joke of the Day
"freddie crougar once impersonated chuck norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares"
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"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
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"I find it hard to dress casually. I always get emotionally involved."