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Joke of the Day

"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""

"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"

"The difference between oral and anal thermometers? The taste."

"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."

"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."

"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."

"Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can."