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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country!"
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"Am sticking to my resolution this year 800x600"
"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries"
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! h/t to Big Mike, Tha Gangsta of Luv."
"I'm terrified of the day robots become self-aware and start wearing fedoras."
"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."
"if you say ""pumpkin spice latte"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall."
"What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal? Welp, seal ate her."