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Joke of the Day
"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."
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"It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear."
"-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus."
"Why do bicycles fall over? They are two-tired."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin looks over and goes ""man, it's really hot in here."" The second muffin replies ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
"Why do Christian figureheads not like science? Because it's about two Adams bonding."
"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"Why aren't marriage prevention hotlines a thing?"
"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"