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Joke of the Day

"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."

"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."

"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"

"I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species."

"I get SO ANGRY whenever I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt I can't fucking take it"

"I don't understand why everyone is getting so worked up about there being more than 2 genders... There's always been 3 anyways: male, female and wheelchair."

"Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?"

"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."

"An incendiary note i left resulted in suicide by arson"

"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."