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Joke of the Day

"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."

"People are far too distrustful of chickens. They can't even cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"You're like an opera singer.... Cause it's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-meeee ----Robert Kelly"

"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."

"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"

"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"

"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."

"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."

"*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* ""WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"""