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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!"

"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."

"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"Did you hear about the man who was always late? He was diagnosed with premature ejaculation. And still comes late."

"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"

"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"

"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake."

"*tries to take off date's bra* If you- *tries again* If- *again* If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier *looks up* NEVER"

"What are the 3 rings involved in marriage? 1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering"

"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."