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Joke of the Day

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."

"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."

"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."

"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."

"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"

"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."

"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."

"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"