201514

Joke of the Day

"If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows."

"A lot of people seem to like these pirate jokes... ...but I'm just not hooked."

"Women are like Alarm Clocks. It's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up."

"Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*"

"My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!"

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"

"Who called it ""wearing a monocle"" and not ""putting on a bit of a spectacle?"""

"When is 99 greater than 100? When entered on a microwave."

"Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type."""