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Joke of the Day

"My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!"

"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a poison fish and feed him for the rest of his life."

"Stalin and Hitler Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke? Hitler: Sure Broh Stalin: Stalingrad Hitler: I Don't Get It Stalin: Exactly"

"Everyone stop writing movies. Hollywood is just going to make every movie again every 13 years until we all die"

"I'm no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him."

"Donald Trump is Mac user He's definitely not PC"

"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."

"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."

"I just got a new hearse Everyone is dying to take a ride in it"