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Joke of the Day
"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
"That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror."
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."
"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."
"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."
"In 2050 old men will say bae'"
"The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist? 3k."
"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."