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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls make a ""shhhhh"" noise while peeing and men don't? 'Cos men have a 6 inch silencer."

"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."

"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"

"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"

"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."

"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."