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Joke of the Day

"Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing."

"An englishman a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar The welshman isn't there because he's still at the euros"

"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."

"Q: Why is the letter E like London? A: Because it is the capital of England."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."

"I had pamphlets printed up for when someone asks what's wrong with me."

"Why do giraffes have a great love life? Because they keep a good distance between their brains and their heart."

"Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump"

"What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind? let's jack it."

"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""