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Joke of the Day

"Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other.... You go on ahead."

"How did Ramadan go? It went by pretty FAST!"

"Zombies never bite hipsters. They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool."

"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"

"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."

"I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records. And that's vinyl."

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."

"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."

"Not Going To Try This Again"

"The comeback to every insult. ""If you want my cumback you would have to get it at your mum's yourself."""