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Joke of the Day

"The power reddit has to change anything."

"What's Ted Cruz's favorite food? Boogers. This isn't a joke. Ted Cruz eats his boogers."

"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("

"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"Since when did remembering names become such a thing? I think I offended dog face girl, again."

"What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? Handicappn."

"Ice Bucket Challenge Fail ( French ) 2014"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"