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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes? because she lost the recipe."
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"Do you know Andy Griffith's wife? OP's mom"
"One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby"
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard."
"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"
"I'm a simple man. I just want to be rich and powerful enough to always get what I want. Nothing more."
"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."