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Joke of the Day
"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"
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"Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary"
"New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy. It's called ""Ear Bud."""
"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"
"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."
"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""
"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"
"What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it? Treacle down economics."
"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."
"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."