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Joke of the Day

"What is the proper definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping her butthole you know you are in definitely."

"Why are people supporting Donald Trump? Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes."

"So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up."

"Why do lesbians go to modells? Because they don't like dicks"

"Drink triple. See double. Act single."

"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."

"""Do you like Tolstoy?"" ""Of course. Who doesn't?"" ""What's your favourite book?"" ""The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him""."

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"

"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."