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"How did Hitler pick up Jewish girls? With a dustpan..."
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"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There, their, they're......"
"Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop."
"Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."
"How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river"
"What's green lives three feet under ground and eats rocks a green rock eater"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"