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Joke of the Day

"Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse."

"What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo? An Eskimoji"

"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood a man is already there."

"I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do I get adult supervision?"

"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"

"[texting] Wife: Clean out your bowels. Me: OK. Wife: *bowls. The ones in the sink Me: *chugging laxatives* Damn it."

"What starts with F and ends with UCK FIRETRUCK!1!1!1!!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!"

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"