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Joke of the Day
"What has two arms,two legs and eats ants? Uncles"
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"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"
"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."
"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"
"Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ? A brief case."
"The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe ;)"
"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"