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Joke of the Day
"What does an elephant say, looking at a naked man ? You can't breathe from it"
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"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
"video games are cool because they allow a diversity of themes. whether the old west, Mars or Middle Ages, u can go there and shoot a dude"
"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."
"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."
"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"
"My buddy drowned the other day I placed a life jacket in his coffin It's what he would've wanted"
"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed."
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"