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Joke of the Day
"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."
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"Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, ""Control freak who?"""
"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."
"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."
"I Don't Nap Because I Have Tentonitish I fall asleep around 2 and don't wake up till ten tonightish"
"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""
"What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?. Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly."