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Joke of the Day
"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."
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"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."
"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart... ...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while."
"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."
"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"
"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."
"Doctor Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor."
"Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank"
"I lose bobby pins in my hair. Please don't ask me to babysit your kids."
"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."