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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her two test tickles I will see myself out. Thank you and have a good day"

"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"

"Happy ending massages don't count as cheating... Women pay to have their cars washed for the same reasons. It takes too long, my arm gets tired, and I get my gym shorts all wet."

"I couldn't remember the name of a Skrillex song, so I tried to sing it for my friend, ended up puking and he guessed it."

"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"How do you drown a hipster? Drag him into the mainstream."

"What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!"

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."

"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"