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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!"

"Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't."

"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."

"If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel."

"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""

"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."

"Purse dogs... I've heard they're pretty clutch."

"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."