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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached? Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?"

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."

"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"

"waitressing She may only be a waitress but at least she brings food to the table"

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"

"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."

"What is a grape without 'g'? It's still a grape, just without gravity."

"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"