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Joke of the Day
"What is a grape without 'g'? It's still a grape, just without gravity."
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"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."
"Guys insult each other and don't really mean it. Girls compliment each other and don't really mean it either"
"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."
"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."
"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"
"Hoarding's great. Collectively speaking."
"I stole Stephen Hawking's wheelchair today I thought it was hilarious, he had nothing to say on the matter."
"I'm meeting a man I really like for drinks. If I play my cards right, he'll be deleting my number in a few hours."
"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"