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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's resolution was to buy a velcro wall So far I'm sticking to it"
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"Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane w/out a chute and lived."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."
"Cop: Will I find any drugs in your car? Me: I don't know but if you do, I'm not sharing."
"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."
"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "
"A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? ""Nah I'ma stay"""
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."
"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."