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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."
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"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
"My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog."
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"
"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."
"Unknown numbers calling and leaving 3 seconds of silence as a voicemail is the greatest unsolved mystery of my life."
"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra."
"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"
"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"
"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."