2012

Joke of the Day

"When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work. Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways"

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"Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day."
"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."
"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey we don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom replies. ""Why not, I'm a fungi"""
"If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."
"wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!"
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."
"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""
"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"
"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"