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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How do we find the egg in all this shit?"

"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"

"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."

"What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other? Nothing, they just waved."

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."

"I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff"

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"